America is officially a battlefield. Arm up. Klaüsterfökken est.

You can pay me to write, but not to lie.

I don't know. It certainly sounds plausible.

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Once you realize this guy is doing this ON PURPOSE.....

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And now the winner of this year's Darwin Award; as always, awarded posthumously;

H/T Patty Golden, who is a sick dog for reading stuff like this!

 

It's with great pleasure that I announce ..... it's that time again.....The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid ways.

 

You may recall that last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out.

 

This year's winner was a genuine Rocket Scientist...that's no bull! Read on...and remember that each and every one of these is a true story. The nominees were:

 

Semifinalist #1
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both he and his sister.

 

Semifinalist #2
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.

 

Semifinalist #3
A 22-year-old Reston, VA man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot rail road trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the concrete," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."

 

Semifinalist #4
A man in Alabama died from numerous rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalized, but lived.

 

Semifinalist #5
Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as ''especially bright'' by his peers.

 

And now the winner of this year's Darwin Award; as always, awarded posthumously;

 

THE 2011 WINNER!

 

Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene.

 

Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off...actually a solid-fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!

 

The facts as best could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the scorched and melted asphalt at that location.

 

The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds.

 

The driver, and soon-to-be pilot, would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder of the event.

 

However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable.

 

Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron attained a ground speed of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage was not actually on the ground.

 

Really.....we couldn't make this stuff up.

 

People like these are all around us. They have kids and they vote!

 

 

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Here it comes.

There is only so much the Liar-in-chief can do to keep the lid on.  Thanks to theautomaticearth.blogspot.com for keeping the facts flowing. 

http://theautomaticearth.blogspot.com/2012/01/report-that-will-blow-up-eurozone.html

My advice is exactly the opposite of theirs, however.  Nicole Foss continues to tell people to get out of debt, but that simply helps bail out the banks - not the 99%.  Ashvin's commentary made that pretty clear in the last post.

My suggestion is that you pull all your 'bubble' money out of your home at 3% and, when the bubble bursts, demand an accommodation from the lender which reflects a mark-to-market of your loan.  If they refuse, walk away and use the cash to buy another home at 80% off.  Sure that's gaming the system, but the system is gaming you.  You can't win, but you can cut your losses and their profits.  Once you have been sold into slavery, as seems to have happened, playing by someone else's rules no longer makes sense.

I didn't do that - exactly.  I took my 'bubble' money out and bought non-titled durable goods which are increasing in value faster than my home is losing value.  And which I can use or barter as required.  I have no idea why people are still buying precious metals but I hope they keep running the price up.  I don't own any but when THAT bubble bursts I can have all I want for a couple of meals - If I want any at all.  So far I don't - except one old 1883 silver dollar I've kept for years as a keepsake. 


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FDA may legalize pot medicine, but only for Big Pharma

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This is supposed to be a joke, but it isn't. It's your new Google.

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More about Christians and Mormons.

The difference between Paganism and Christianity is that Paganism doesn't require you to kill witches and gays, or to kill unruly children, or to stone your daughter or wife for 'playing the whore' or to stick awls through your slaves' ears, or pretend that the kool-aid and cracker you get at Mass turns to Jesus' flesh and blood in your mouth.

I'm pretty sure that Jesus was using hyperbole at the last supper when he used bread and wine as examples of how to remember Him when people partake of them.  I think He said to eat these things  'in remembrance of me'....not "Eat Me".   I mean, He wasn't hacking off His body parts and passing them around the table.

OK, so the Mormons are probably all terrorist suspects because they keep a years' supply of food stockpiled - but that somehow makes a lot of sense to me.  At least they don't think their imaginary pal in the sky is a chicken nugget.

 

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Responding to Newt's stance on gay marriage, I say:

It's simpler that that, Newt.  Marriage, in the Bible, and in your newly-adopted Catholic religion is between A man and A woman.  Not between you and all your staffers one at a time.  Even Callista would be down the road if she hadn't had that $500,000 credit line at Tiffany's - and God knows how much she has spent on plastic surgery. That 'surprised' look she totes now is a bit disconcerting.  Maybe mining moon dust will pay the bills - Romney's taxes sure won't.
This is the worst election year in American history.  There are no good choices and there aren't even any bad choices.  The LAPD and army are conducting joint urban warfare exercises over LA.  The Constitution is shredded.  The country has no friends left and is bankrupt - and when corporations became people, people became ants.
150 MILLION Americans are now up-armed.  100 MILLION of us are former military.  We aren't going to be marched into eternal poverty for the likes of you one-percenters.
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The Bible isn’t a coloring book. You can’t simply choose the parts you like – it’s all or nothing. Killed any witches or gay people lately? If your daughter isn’t a virgin, have you stoned her for ‘playing the whore’? Or did you sell her in time? Bought any slaves recently? No?  Quit slacking!  Get out there and follow Scripture!

 

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Flowchart for choosing a religion.

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H/T Patty Golden.

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Mind blowing speech by Robert Welch in 1958 predicting Insiders plans to destroy America - YouTube

H/T Patty Golden.  I have always thought these people were nutters.  Except that everything he said has now happened.  I suppose it's time to accept that it happened, but not that it's irreversible.

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America! Learn from Switzerland!

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Posterous sucks when it comes to pictures and videos.

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Weekend fun. Don't miss a year! It's worth the trip!

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How to become a millionaire in the coming crisis.

Buy a 40' container full of toilet paper.
Buy a 40' container full of rice that isn't full of bugs.
Buy a 40' container full of flour - also no bugs.
Buy a 40' container full of powdered milk/eggs/freeze-dried food.
Buy a 40' container full of good boots, shoes, socks and underwear.

or

Get a .50 and a hundred rounds of ammo and own everything.
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WTF?

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Videos of LAPD/Army training over LA - LAST NIGHT!

H/T Patty Golden

They are coming for you.  The military and the police are integrating.  SHHHHH!   It's supposed to be a secret.

http://12160.info/page/video-military-helicopters-conduct-urban-warfare-drill-los-angles?xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_page

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This is criminal, unethical and immoral - and the Administration won't step up.


By Michelle Conlin

Jan 25 (Reuters) - In July 2009, Roy and Sheila Bowers refinanced the mortgage on their suburban ranch home in Topeka, Kansas. The couple wanted to take advantage of the low interest rates that were all the rage at the time.

Roy, a truck driver, and Sheila, a former hotel housekeeping supervisor, knew their new loan from Wells Fargo would enable them to save $198.86 a month - a nice chunk to help with gas and groceries.

But what the Bowers never imagined was that their old loan, the one Wells Fargo told them was paid off, would resurrect itself, trashing their credit report, scotching their son's student loans and throwing the whole family into foreclosure. All, they say, even though they didn't miss a single mortgage payment.

The Bowers aren't alone.

More and more, homeowners say that mortgages they thought were dead and buried are springing back to life, sometimes haunting them all the way into foreclosure.

"It's the most egregious manifestation of an industry that's seriously broken," said Ira Rheingold, a lawyer who is the executive director of the National Association of Consumer Advocate.

Diane Thompson, an attorney with the National Consumer Law Center, says she has defended hundreds of foreclosure cases, and in nearly all of them, the homeowner was not in default. "The record-keeping on the part of the mortgage servicers is not to be trusted."

The problems grew from a lot of sloppy recordkeeping that began during the housing boom, when Wall Street built a quick-and-dirty back-office operation to process mortgages quickly so lenders could sell as many loans as possible. As the loans were later sold to investors, and then resold around the world, the back office system sidestepped crucial legal procedures.

Now it's becoming clear just how dysfunctional and, according to several state attorneys general, how fraudulent the whole system was.

Depositions from "affidavit slaves" depict a surreal, assembly-line world in which the banks and their partner firms hired hair stylists, fast-food kids and Wal-Mart floor workers, paying them $10 a day, to pose as bank vice presidents, assistant secretaries and corporate attorneys.

These "robosigners" became a national sensation in the fall of 2010 when it was revealed that they faked titles, forged documents and backdated affidavits so they could make up for the bypassed procedures and foreclose on properties.

They passed around notary stamps as if they were salt. They did all of this, they testified, without verifying a single word in any of the documents - as is required by law.

And it was all done, they say, to foreclose on as many homeowners as fast as possible.

No one collects statistics on wrongful foreclosures, or how many people are facing the phantom mortgage debts. But as the industry enters its fifth year of unwinding its mortgage morass, consumer groups, homeowner attorneys and foreclosure-fraud investigators say they are seeing more cases where people who don't owe the banks a dime are getting ensnared in the same hell as those who have missed payments.

They add that such problems are likely to intensify. Former industry employees have testified that they knowingly pushed through foreclosures on the wrong people.

It all casts a pall over a housing market in worse condition than it was during the Great Depression. By some estimates, 12.5 percent of U.S. homes with mortgages are either in foreclosure or the loans are at least 30 days past due, representing about $1 trillion in value.

"This is an epic problem that the economy hasn't even begun to digest," said Florida foreclosure analyst Lisa Epstein.

In some cases, mortgages that were supposed to die off in a refinancing are popping back up, while in others, the loans were paid in full. Homeowners who pay off their houses through bankruptcy programs are also falling prey.

So are homeowners who never even had a mortgage to begin with.

Homeowners say the banks' repo men sometimes even show up at work. Banks also hector them with threatening letters and phone calls. "It scared the hell out of him," said a Houston lawyer whose client was the target of such efforts. "He was absolutely spooked," lawyer Barry Brown said.

So was Shantell Curtis of Utah. She showed up at her accountant's office last year only to learn that she had been sued for foreclosure on a house she had sold years before. Bank of America reported the delinquency to credit bureaus, tarring Curtis's credit. It turned out the entire saga stemmed from a bank coding error. The amount the bank falsely alleged Curtis still owed on her mortgage? One dollar.

Vietnam vet Dwight Gaines fell behind on his payments on his Birmingham, Alabama, home. Gaines paid off his entire mortgage, plus all the fees and expenses he owed the bank in March 2010, as a part of a Chapter 13 bankruptcy plan. But Bank of America kept sending Gaines notices that he still owed $6,842.37. Nearly two years later, Gaines is still fighting the bank in court.

"In my experience, if I had not sued Bank of America, they would have eventually placed Mr. Gaines in foreclosure although he had completely paid his mortgage," said Gaines' lawyer, Wesley Phillips.

Bank of America spokewoman Jumana Bauwens said the bank is working to resolve the Gaines situation. She also said that "these situations pre-date a review of our foreclosure procedures which took place in the fall of 2010. At the time, we identified areas of our process that needed to be improved, and we have been making those improvements."

The reincarnating mortgage is only the latest development in the megabanks' mortgage debacle, a scandal that has made them the target of a mounting pile of investigations and lawsuits. Though a settlement with most of the U.S. attorneys general may be imminent, a rogue group of AGs has peeled off to launch their own investigations.

One of those AGs, New York's Eric Schneiderman, is a part of the U.S. Justice Department task force announced by President Obama in his State of the Union address on Tuesday night.

Up until Obama's announcement, the federal government's response to the alleged financial misconduct was in the form of an independent review of the banks overseen by the federal Office of the Comptroller of Currency. But critics have labeled the OCC review as a farce rife with conflicts of interest.

The OCC spokesman, Bryan Hubbard, disputed that claim, saying the OCC has gone to great lengths to ensure that the independent consultants hired by the banks to review their procedures would report to regulators, not the banks. "During the selection process of the independent consultants and law firms, regulators rejected some proposed consultants and law firms to prevent conflicts of interest," said Hubbard.

Such reviews are supposed to gather information from homeowners like Jennifer Wilson, a former nursery school teacher from Philadelphia. Wilson settled a wrongful foreclosure case with Wells Fargo in June 2010. That month, court records show, Wells Fargo filed a satisfaction of mortgage document noting that the $8,000 loan on Wilson's home had been paid in full.

But more than a year later, on Dec. 8, 2011, Wilson, who is disabled and lives below the federal poverty line, answered her door to see a process servicer brandishing foreclosure warning papers from Wells Fargo. The bank's letter warned Wilson that she owed 57 months of late payments, plus expenses, totaling $18,407.55. If she did not pay within 30 days, the bank said, it would sue for foreclosure.

"I thought I'd been punked," said Wilson. Even more bizarrely, one day later, a different process server from a different company showed up on Wilson's door and handed over the exact same papers Wilson had received the day before.

"We see a lot of cases like this, where they are trying to collect even though there is no mortgage," said Wilson's lawyer, Jennifer Schultz. "Once the system has marked you as delinquent, there's just this massive machinery that takes over. There are people whose lives are destroyed by the system, and there's no way to fix it."

"We are working with her to resolve this matter as quickly as we can," Wells Fargo spokesman Jim Hines said.

Some critics say the stories indicate a pattern of systemic wrongdoing. That is one allegation lobbed in a December lawsuit against the banks brought by Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, who is among the handful of attorneys general that split off from the broader AG settlement group.

For the Bowers of Topeka, it all started in July 2009, when they refinanced their home with Wells Fargo. As is standard in a refinance, the couple used the proceeds from their new loan to pay off their old loan, with Security National Mortgage Company.

On July 6, 2009, Wells Fargo sent the Bowers a letter with a header in all caps at the top that stated: "CONFIRMATION OF LOAN PAYOFF." The letter opened by saying: "Congratulations! We are pleased to inform you that we have processed the funds necessary to pay your loan in full."

At the same time, Wells Fargo also sent a certificate of satisfaction to the Bowers local recorder of deeds in Shawnee County, Kansas. That notice certified that the Bowers' old loan of $184,222.00 had been paid off.

As the Bowers had hoped, their interest rate dropped from 7 percent on the old loan to 4.875 percent on the new one. The couple say they paid their new mortgage early each month.

But what the Bowers didn't know is that, five months later, the banks' private mortgage recording service filed an "Erroneous Release of Mortgage" document on the Bowers' loan with the Shawnee County Recorder's Office. The filing stated that the Bowers' first mortgage "has not been fully paid, nor satisfied, nor discharged, but, instead, continues to exist."

The document was signed by a robosigner, the Bowers' attorney alleges.

One month later, the Bowers noticed that the loan number and interest rate on their mortgage statement had mysteriously changed. Wells Fargo was now charging them the old 7 percent rate - and it hit them with more than $3,000 in late fees.

Thus began the family's descent into their mortgage ordeal. Sheila Bowers says she called Wells Fargo over and over and finally learned that the bank was now alleging that the couple's refinance never went through, and so the bank was reverting to the terms of the original mortgage.

To Wells Fargo, it was as if the refinance had never occurred. Yet Wells Fargo then reported two mortgages to the credit bureaus. That lowered the couple's credit score to the point where they couldn't obtain their son's new student loans.

"We only ever got one bill," said Sheila Bowers. "But they kept telling us we had two mortgages."

The Bowers couldn't find a lawyer who would take their case, especially since they could pay so little. But through friends, they knew an owner of a Topeka mortgage brokerage company who was also an attorney: Donna Huffman. It turned out Huffman was defending just such cases. "I'm a lender suing lenders," said Huffman. "I fought to put people in homes, and now I'm fighting to keep them."

Huffman sued, alleging that the bank was making the Bowers pay for its mistake. Wells Fargo response, in court papers, was that the Bowers failed to sign all the paperwork necessary for the refinance to go through. But the Bowers say they signed every document that the bank gave them. The bank also says in court papers that the Bowers never attended a closing. But the Bowers say the bank never told them they needed to do so.

What made the story even more strange to the Bowers is that when Sheila Bowers called the Federal Housing Administration to get help, the FHA, in a letter filed in court papers and dated Oct. 19, 2010, told her that the loan Wells Fargo was trying to collect on did not exist. Instead, the FHA said it had documentation showing that the Bowers' original loan "was terminated on July 1, 2009, by prepayment," suggesting that Wells Fargo did pay it off. As far as the FHA was concerned, the loan that Wells Fargo was enforcing didn't exist.

Despite the misunderstanding, the Bowers continued to send in their mortgage payment to Wells Fargo, with the amount for the new, refinanced loan, every month. They hoped the entire ordeal would one day get cleared up. But in November 2010, Wells Fargo rejected the Bowers payment and sent it back. The next month, five days before Christmas, the bank foreclosed. The family then stopped sending in payments. They continue to live in limbo in their house as they fight for resolution.

Wells Fargo spokesman Jim Hines said: "The allegations, we feel, are baseless. We feel we are entitled to protect our lien interest because the promissory note has never been paid and the note and the (original) mortgage are in default."
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This should be absolutely terrifying to everyone.

LAPD in 'joint military training' exercises in downtown L.A.

From wire service reports
Updated: 01/24/2012 07:16:06 AM PST

Joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The LAPD will be providing support for the exercises, which will also be held in other portions of the greater Los Angeles area, police said.

Training sites "have been carefully selected to ensure the event does not negatively impact the citizens of Los Angeles and their daily routine," a department official said.

The training, which a department official said would involve helicopters, has been coordinated with local authorities and owners of the training sites, police said.

Police said safety precautions have been taken to prevent risk to the general public and military personnel involved.

The exercises are closed to the public, police said.

The exercises are designed to ensure the military's ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.

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OK, if climate change is a liberal plot by a few scientists to get funding...

why is it changing radically?  It is affecting the food chain, the availability of fresh water, and it's here - we can see it happening.

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Vintage Police Cars

I've driven a couple of these. H/T Patty Golden

39mail
Fremont, CA Police
Dept.
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16mail
1957 Chevy

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1949 Hudson

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Indiana
 State Police
25mail
Selbyville, Delaware - 1973 Plymouth Fury I
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Delaware State Police
2mail
1960 Plymouth
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1965 Dodge Polara , California Highway Patrol
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1961 Fury
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New Jersey
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1959 Ford, New York
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1956 Ford, New Jersey State Police
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Chrysler
44mail
OklahomaHighway Patrol
12mail
KansasHighway Patrol, 1971 Plymouth Fury I
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KansasHIghway Patrol, 1967 Plymouth
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Missouri State Patrol, 1976 Pontaic Lemans
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1960 Edsel, losing door in movie
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San Jose, CA
31mail
SeattlePolice
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Cleveland
22mail
Garvin, MN
41mail
1973 Plymouth Fury - Detective
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CaliforniaHighway Patrol -
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Studebaker Lark, Arizona
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1941 Sheriff, jurisdiction unknown
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1962 Plymouth , jurisdiction unknown
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Adam 12 Clone, 1973 AMC Matodor, Los Angeles PD
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Silver State HighwayPatrol, Virgina City , NV parade
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Michigan State Police, 1958 Chevrolet
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1970 Ford Galaxie Custom, San Francisco PD
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1963 Plymouth
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Arkansas State Trooper, 1984 Dodge Diplomat
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1974 Dodge Monaco , California Highway Patrol
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Illinois State Police, 1967 Plymouth Fury
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ChicagoPolice, 1964 Plymouth Fury
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Illinois State Police, 1970 Ford
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Minnesota State Patrol, 1978 Plymouth Fury
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New YorkState Police, 1974 Dodge Monaco
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NYPD, 1971 Plymouth Fury
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NYPD 1939 Ford
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NYPD 1980 Plymouth Volard
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Pennsylvania State Police, 1962 Chevrolet Bel Air
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Washington DC, 1950 Chevrolet
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